suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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swayzepatrick:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

oh.mygod

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This is the woman who raised me, who taught me right from wrong, and took care of me since the day I was born. This woman is willing to put her kids’ good in front of her own. The selflessness in her heart amazes me every single time. Though some of our views might be on opposite sides of the spectrum, my Love for her will never cease. This is Rosa Patricia, my mom.
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This is the woman who raised me, who taught me right from wrong, and took care of me since the day I was born. This woman is willing to put her kids’ good in front of her own. The selflessness in her heart amazes me every single time. Though some of our views might be on opposite sides of the spectrum, my Love for her will never cease. This is Rosa Patricia, my mom.

angelwingsandplaid:

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

I love you, be my best friend.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

can u handle these vibes bro

the only system with more punch than mine, so im reblogging

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